SONG LOL: INTROSE!

A lot of people liked the Objectp song! THEY WANT MORE! I COME TO DELIVER!

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Song Title: INTROSE!
Artist: Plasticbagband
Original: Parokya ni Edgar - Mang Jose
Edited by: Red Ollero
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Tuwing sasapit ang dilim
Naghahasik na ng lagim
Ang mga PAMPABABA
Ng ating GRADONG MATATAAS
Lahat sila’y nagsisilabas

Pagsapit ng dilim
Wala kang makikita
Kundi ang kanilang PISARA
Na nakakatakot lalo na kung color yellow
Matatakot lahat kahit si TOMAS MORATO /*pwede ring TORI GIALOGO*/

Refrain:
Tulong! Tulong! SIR MARCOS!
Kailangan ko ng UTAK mo

Chorus:
INTROSE! INTROSE!
Ang SUBJECT na MADALING BAGSAKIN!
INTROSE parang COMPRO DIN!
Ngunit pagkatapos ay bigla kang SASABAWIN!
INTROSE!

Tuwing sasapit ang dilim
Naghahasik na ng lagim
Ang mga PAMPABABA
Ng ating GRADONG MATATAAS
Lahat sila’y nagsisilabas

Pagsapit ng dilim
Wala kang makikita
Kundi ang kanilang PISARA
Na nakakatakot lalo na kung color yellow
Matatakot lahat kahit si Z**N A****O /*eto wag na palitan, ayos na e :D*/

[Repeat refrain and chorus]
[Repeat refrain]

INTROSE! INTROSE!
Ang SUBJECT na MADALING BAGSAKIN!
INTROSE parang COMPRO DIN!
Ngunit pagkatapos ay bigla kang SASABAWIN!

INTROSE! INTROSE!
Ang SUBJECT na MADALING BAGSAKIN!
INTROSE parang COMPRO DIN!
Ngunit pagkatapos ay bigla kang SASABAWIN!
INTRO-charanchanchanchan!

SONG LOL: Objectp!

Man its been a WHILE since I posted a song. Anyways this will be the first lyric edit to be posted in blog number 2.

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Song Title: OBJECTP
Artist: Plasticbagband
Original: Willie Revillame -- Edited by: Red Ollero
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Sa luzon, sa visayas, at sa mindanao
Saan man sulok ng mundo
Pasado sa COMPRO
Magbibigay saya sa bawat isa
At maghahatid ng kakaibang ligaya

Kadugo, kababayan at kapamilya
Sa bawat sulok ng mundo
Na may lasalyano, itoy para sa inyo
Sa kinabukasan nyo
Kaya kunin nyo na si Ms. Trogo

OBJECTP sinong di mawiwili
Dahil sa game na to ay di ka magsisisi
OBJECTP panalo kay Ms Yamie
Pagkat walang talo sa OBJECTP

Sa loob at labas ng ating bansa
Saan man nagmumula
May pera o wala
Kasama ko kayo at pwedeng manalo
Ganyan kung magmahal
Si Mr. Cabredo ( OBJECTP )

OBJECTP sinong di mawiwili
Dahil sa game na to ay di ka magsisisi
OBJECTP panalo kay Ms. Chari
Pagkat walang talo sa OBJECTP

OBJECTP sinong di mawiwili
Dahil sa game na to di kailangan ng swerte
OBJECTP panalo ang marami
Pagkat walang bagsak sa OBJECTP
Pagkat pasado ka sa OBJECTP

OBJECTP! OBJECTP! OBJECTP!

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Now, let me present to you this term's WORKLOAD!
I have 6 projects for this term, which is all due next next week!

1. MUMEDIA -- Gokongwei Virtual Map
2. INTROSE -- Rental and Sales System
3. TINTECH -- Physics Courseware
4. LBYBIOS -- Biological Database
5. ASMPROG -- Some kinda Assembly Program
6. FILIPI2 -- Documentary Video

Woot, haven't finished anything! GOOD LUCK TO ME!!

Plasticbagman supports Child's Play!

I have been supporting Child's Play since the start...

AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

Child's play is where gamers give back.

The World always had bad shit on gamers. Now the geniuses over at penny-arcade thought of a way to show the GOOD side of gamers.

Child's play charity aims to bring JOY, in the form of toys, to the lives of VERY SICK CHILDREN. It all started with donating to single children's hospital all over the world. Now in a span of 3 years they are helping children's hospitals WORLDWIDE! From Seattle to Egypt!

SUPPORT CHILDS PLAY NOW!

PBM The Movie... Likely to Happen

a leaked YM conversation between the old co-owners of the now disbanded Chewing Plastic Productions shows the agreement on the production of PBM The Movie.



A little background check on Chewing Plastic Productions.

Chewing Plastic Productions is the Alliance forged by PBM and Dave the "Chewysoap". After making NO PROGRESS AT ALL. They disbanded and Dave continued making crazy acts with his friends (sometimes including PBM)like:

"Takboero", "Askal Hunters", "Masaya" the ever famous "Adventures of Jolvid: the serenader specialist.... boys...", "Department Store Dundee", and halloween acts such as "Hippy Dave". (see pics below)

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Adventures of Jolvid: The Serenader Specialist Boys


Hippy Dave


Department Store Dundee


Dave tries to cook


Dave tries to do a Kurt Cobain

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With Dave joining in the production this will guarantee that the film will not lack in RETARDism..

TAGUMPAY!

Man, I would've enjoyed a long fight. But heck I'll take it! GALING MO MANNY!

Kudos to Erik Morales too, he fought so many wars in his career. Saludo ako kay Morales.

BARRERA YOUR ASS IS NEXT! WE WANT THOSE BELTS

The ROFL Before the Storm

If you look at the layout of this blog you'll see what me and the whole philippines will be doing tomorrow. It is among the TOP 5 Biggest Matches in Vegas History. Over 17,000 in attendance and Millions watching around the world! Its the Grand Finale, Pacquiao-Morales 3! This is the rubber match! I hope it will be a great match.

Anyways to calm all the suspense and tension building up here's some ROFL THINGS


nye dave nye


why have teriyaki when you can have TEREYAKI!? TWO E's for the same Price!


Ah yes, the in-thing today, DVD9's packed with 5-8 movies all in one CD. I love the eagle-clash intro too, and the out-of-place background menu music, any DVD9 buyers should know what im talkin about.

DLSU CRs: There's something missing

So this term, Im scheduled for Tintech class every Tuesdays and Thursdays. The class is scheduled to be at "the tallest educational building" in the country. The Bro. Andrew Gonzales Hall is an effin huge structure, probably the biggest one I've ever been to. Anyways this mammoth is about 23 floors high, it holds computer labs, lecture rooms, a cafeteria, a library and parking spaces.

The building's design is pretty pimp, though there are elevator issues. Four 20-person elevators for say about thousands of students.

Anyways, this ain't about elevators, Im not gonna post some last term garbage. This is about the Comfort Rooms. DLSU has a very HUGE problem with their comfort room design.

Lets take a tour to one of the newest crs on campus, The Men's CR at the 17th floor of Bro. Andrew Gonzales Hall.


The toilet is pretty awesome


The lighting is kickass as well


We got urinals with AUTOMATIC FLUSHING SYSTEMS


AIR CONDITIONING! Now I'll never feel cold while I take a crap!


And look at that sink, SO SHINY


Wait wait, WTF IS THAT? Is that what I think it is? Is that a C2-Apple Bottle filled with diluted liquid detergent?

We have Automatic Flushers and we can't afford to get SOAP DISPENSERS!? This freakin bathroom is Air Conditioned and its 17 storeys from the GROUND! WHY AREN'T THERE SOAP DISPENSERS?! AND WHY AREN'T THERE REAL SOAP!? Does my hands look like a dinner plate to you?!

*huff* *huff* *huff*

WHY!?

My theory is, its tradition, from what I can recall, all DLSU CRs don't have Soap Dispensers. Meh, I dont know, Is this stupidity or are these just plain budget cuts?

Man, this is one of life's greatest mystery.

I Still Feel Latino Heat

Its been one year since the tragic death of Eddie Guerrero.



Eddie Guerrero was accused of stealing his victories, including his WWE Championship defense at Wrestlemania 20. But the only thing he really stole, was the hearts of his fans.

Viva La Raza.

Pinoy Underdog Wins the World Pool Championship

After downing World Pool Icon Efren "Bata" Reyes and Defending champion Wu Chia-Ching. Calamba native Ronnie Alcano advances to the finals, and faces Former World pool Champion Ralf Souquet. And with a brilliant 1-9 combonition finish, he has captured the most coveted prize in Pool.



Alcano is now the third Filipino World Pool Champion, first was Efren Reyes back in '99 and after that was Alex Pagulayan in '04.

After losing his first two matches. He claimed his first victory using the "soft break". The underdog claims his success came from his newly-found technique. He has stuck to this technique and look where it got him. He downed Pool Giants such as Wu Chia-Ching and Efren Reyes.

Alcano said that this victory will change his life forever.

Kudos to you for bringing joy and pride to your countrymen. Kudos to Ralf Souquet as well for being a sport and for giving us a very nice match.

Pinoy Wrestlers

THIS IS NOT A BATISTA FEATURE!

I recently had the thirst for watching Independent Wrestling and Non-mainstream productions. Been watching CZW and ROH again.

Anyways, I was reading a match report for UPW. This name pops up "Funky Billy Kim" and I'm like "LOL thats probably one of the worst gimmicks ever" the funny name got me logging on to their website and look for "Funky Billy Kim". And What I found was pretty cool

Apparently he is FILIPINO, and he even calls his finisher the "Manila Moonsault" That's pretty awesome!



Later I found out that "FBK", Was tagging before with another Pinoy wrestler. Named "B-Boy".



FBK and B-Boy were UPW Tag Team Champions once. And unlike WWE, UPW's Tag Team Championships is an achievement.

After seeing these two I thought It would be nice to make a post about them. This led me to remembering the first Pinoy Wrestler I ever knew.

PUMA is one of the best high-flyers and little-men in the ring. Recently he was in TNA for the World X Cup.

Anyways what I found really cool, is PUMA's first ring name. He was known as "Pinoy Boy" before. Which really shows the love he has for his country.



Well there you go, 3 pinoy wrestlers! Sorry for the post, Im kinda in a hurry cause I'm watching CZW Tournament of Death 5

*If y'all didnt know what UPW is, its the Promotion where superstars such as John Cena, Chris Masters, Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels started out.

Rumors on PBM The Movie

There have been circling rumors around the PBM headquarters that the Executive Board have been planning on a Plasticbagman Movie.

"Were planning something big, something really great for the fans." said an Executive Board member who prefered to be unnamed.

ROFL Things: Dead Wrestlers and Funny Food

Every wrestling fan should know that Booker T is dead. Now we all hail to a new wrestler known as King Booker. But hey is Booker T really dead? The answer is yes. Sadly as I was walking around Manila Memorial Park, my bro and I discovered something startling that all of you should know.


Rest in Peace man.

Funny Food:

Dont you just love funny food? They make you full and make you smile! DOUBLE THE FUN!

Walking around Sm Southmall will make you lol

"Your balls are our specialty"

speaking of balls, have you heard of...

HOLY CRAP! REAL BALLS?! REAL CHOCOLATE BALLS!?

Of course nothing beats the street food.

WTF is Ice Cramble? CRAMBLE? CRAMBLE?!!??!

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I posted some things about the new DLSU ENROLLMENT SYSTEM in the brigade blog you might wanna check it out. find out why I think its DUNG MUFFINS

ROFL Things: Halloween/All Saint's Day Edition

Since it is Halloween/All Saint's Day. Today's edition of ROFL Things will be completely UNRELATED to Halloween nor All Saint's Day.

Saw this sign somewhere in Makati



All-night... Happy Hour? Man that's a long hour!

So I recently checked out John Cena's Superstar Page in WWE.com. Turns out they have a lot of crap for cena there. Evena section for Cena's "Chain Gang", featuring fan submitted artworks, photos and even freestyle raps.

One particular "artwork" that caught my eye was this one


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Man, thats some pretty good lassoing there huh? the edges are so goddamn crisp.

ALERT ALERT! ITS A FAN SUBMITTED ROFL THING!
this rofl thing was submitted by: Orochi

So there's this new anime called "girl from hell". In this show people go to a certain website and type the name of the person they have a grudge against. Then the girl from hell is summoned and sends that person to hell. blah blah blah.

Anyways the thing that's kinda cool is there is actually a website like that in the intarwebs. A friend linked me to a certain page on the "list of grudges posted". I clicked then I loled


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GMA was funny lol, but the 4th name, made me lol so hard. Its our Batch Representative. And apparently someone wants him sent to hell.