ah yes, the classic douche. been a while since I called anyone that. anyways. yes our blockmate or should I say ex-blockmate is in fact a douche.
If you recall, hes been "updating" his phonebook and is asking us our numbers (via ym, friendster bulletin board). And of course, a nice guy I am, gave it to him thinking hey, hes a blockmate anyway, whats the harm in asking for my number?
Turns out he "recommends" us to some bullshit "sales and export" bla bla bla company whose modus operandi is to call us on our cp and barrage us with overly flattering compliments. In other words, its a scam company or scampany as i like to call it.
Anyways if you recieve a call from a certain Vincent Siy, 09189918968, just reject it. Or if you're feeling kinda jumpy, answer it and give him hell.
And to Ivan Muit. Dude, friendly advice, get a fucking degree. Some of us already got one, some of us are getting one soon. This is all to make an honest living, in fact some of us are already making money without a degree.
Seriously get a degree, your looks, your-laid-back- i-dont-like- to-shower- getup, it wont get you anywhere. And i dont care if ever you get rich by doing this scam shit, its dirty money, and you're an asshole still.
get educated fucker
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Shows for November
Nov 06 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 10 JackTVs Laffapalooza Nights @ Spicy Fingers GB2 - 8pm - P150*
Nov 13 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 20 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 24 JackTVs Laffapalooza Nights @ Spicy Fingers GB2 - 8pm - P150*
Nov 27 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 28 JackTVs Laffapalooza Finals @ TBA
*For Reservations on our SPICY FINGERS shows, please contact: ROCHELLE BARTOLOME - +63.2.5339316 or +63.905.3102030 (make sure you reserve at least a week ahead, as we are always fully booked)
**Alchemy hosts this every thursday, us comedians use that time to hone our craft meaning experimental sets and new jokes. You guys are all welcome to come and experience these raw new jokes first. We also like to encourage other comedians to join us in these nights. The stage is open for you guys if you wanna try out doing stand-up. For the non-comedians, there is a very good band you can jam with there, sing if you want to or just mellow out with other people.
Nov 10 JackTVs Laffapalooza Nights @ Spicy Fingers GB2 - 8pm - P150*
Nov 13 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 20 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 24 JackTVs Laffapalooza Nights @ Spicy Fingers GB2 - 8pm - P150*
Nov 27 Thursday night OPEN MIC (open to everyone) @ Alchemy - 8pm - FREE**
Nov 28 JackTVs Laffapalooza Finals @ TBA
*For Reservations on our SPICY FINGERS shows, please contact: ROCHELLE BARTOLOME - +63.2.5339316 or +63.905.3102030 (make sure you reserve at least a week ahead, as we are always fully booked)
**Alchemy hosts this every thursday, us comedians use that time to hone our craft meaning experimental sets and new jokes. You guys are all welcome to come and experience these raw new jokes first. We also like to encourage other comedians to join us in these nights. The stage is open for you guys if you wanna try out doing stand-up. For the non-comedians, there is a very good band you can jam with there, sing if you want to or just mellow out with other people.
Jack TV's LAFFAPALOOZA 2 - Audition Dates
Anyone interested in stand-up commedy not over 38 yrs old should join Jack TVs LAFFAPALOOZA 2!
Audition Dates:
November 8 - 10am @ Spicy Fingers in Greenbelt 2
November 12 - 5pm @ Toy's Bar in Palanca
November 15 - 10 am @ Al's Bar (not sure where)
I'll try to show up, but Tim Tayag and Victor Anastacio (as well as Mike Unson, I THINK) will be there to judge you guys.
Audition Dates:
November 8 - 10am @ Spicy Fingers in Greenbelt 2
November 12 - 5pm @ Toy's Bar in Palanca
November 15 - 10 am @ Al's Bar (not sure where)
I'll try to show up, but Tim Tayag and Victor Anastacio (as well as Mike Unson, I THINK) will be there to judge you guys.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Video Game Redviews!
I figured i needed some practice writing and since i cant really come up with something worthy to blog about every now and then.I decided that I will post some Video Game REDviews since I love playing em so much, I should write about them as well. Thats like hitting 2 birds with one stone. So anyways, I have a system of reviewing I wanna implement. Its a system of 5 categories or criteria, each will contribute on how large the overall rating will be.
here are the categories:
Story
This is self explanatory. This category evaluates the game's story.
Presentation
This category covers the game's overall theme, how it is presented. The game's user interface is often looked at here. Things like the heads up display, the choice of fonts, ambient music and any other factor that would contribute the feel of the game.
Sound and Graphics (Sraphics)
This category also deals with what the game looks like. But this is more on the in-game visuals. Im talking about how each model is crafted well, how each environment is well detailed. This category also praises various art styles present in games.
Lifespan
Lifespan is all about replayability. How long the game lasts before it dries up and is repackaged to be sold or be packed in a box forever.
Gameplay
The bigdaddy of em all. Gameplay assesses the quality of how the game is played. Nice Controls and challenging difficulty are some factors that affect the gameplay score. Bugs, glitches and exploits present in the game are bad points in a game's gameplay. Actually, the overall fun-factor of the game is dictated by mostly the game's gameplay.
watch out for my 1st review. Im gonna be doing the highly anticipated Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
here are the categories:
Story
This is self explanatory. This category evaluates the game's story.
Presentation
This category covers the game's overall theme, how it is presented. The game's user interface is often looked at here. Things like the heads up display, the choice of fonts, ambient music and any other factor that would contribute the feel of the game.
Sound and Graphics (Sraphics)
This category also deals with what the game looks like. But this is more on the in-game visuals. Im talking about how each model is crafted well, how each environment is well detailed. This category also praises various art styles present in games.
Lifespan
Lifespan is all about replayability. How long the game lasts before it dries up and is repackaged to be sold or be packed in a box forever.
Gameplay
The bigdaddy of em all. Gameplay assesses the quality of how the game is played. Nice Controls and challenging difficulty are some factors that affect the gameplay score. Bugs, glitches and exploits present in the game are bad points in a game's gameplay. Actually, the overall fun-factor of the game is dictated by mostly the game's gameplay.
watch out for my 1st review. Im gonna be doing the highly anticipated Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Support the Local Gaming Scene! Join/Attend the WCG League SCIV and GH3 Tournaments this Sunday

WORLD CYBER GAMES LEAGUES:
SOULCALIBUR 4 AND GUITAR HERO 3 PHILIPPINE TOURNAMENT!
EVENT:
Cyberzone Cosplay featuring the WCG League
PLACE:
SM MALL OF ASIA
SM Cyberzone
One E-Com, Mall of Asia Complex
DATE:
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19
TIME:
Registration is 10:00AM to 12:30NN
Tournaments start at EXACTLY 1:00PM
PRIZES:
Soulcalibur IV
1ST PLACE: 8,000 Pesos
2ND PLACE: 4,000 Pesos
Guitar Hero III
1ST PLACE: 10,000 Pesos
2ND PLACE: 5,000 Pesos
Organized by E-sports / WCG Philippines
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I myself would be joining the Soul Calibur IV tournament. You guys should too! This is one step closer for the Philippines to be recognized as a Strong Console Gaming country. If a lot of people show up we could show sponsors that the console market here is high.
Monday, October 13, 2008
My First Year as a Stand-up Comic
I just came home from the first Laffapalooza Caravan Show by the Comedy Cartel (by way of E-circle Entertainment and Jack Tv) ANYYYWAYYYYS. I realized three weeks ago, was my first stint at doing one of my life-long (okay, since i was like 12) ambitions.
It was the day before Sept 27. I saw a flyer that had information that said that there will be a Laffapalooza Audition in Angelo King International Center (which turns out to be one pedicab away from DLSU). I heard of Laffapalooza before, I wanted in on the opportunity, but I didnt know they were holding auditions (cause they initially required audition tapes to join). So It had me thinking, If I don't do this, I will regret it. I need to know if I can do this... I need to find out.
that night, I thought of material, a joke. A joke which turned out to be one of my best jokes until now.
here is me, performing that same joke in one of my gigs a few months after.
Jump to Sept 27. I told my friends, jet bicoy ken that I was gonna audition. I specified that If I attempt to chicken out, they would stop me because I would really regret it if I didnt audition.
Ok, audition itself. The place was not-so packed, I was second, A guy who turned out to be a semi-finalist (Chip Balbuena) came before me and pulled off a nice hyperactive set. Next is me... and my heart is fucking beating like a 10yr old watching his first porno.
I went up, and I did that joke. And guess what they loved it. A judge went as far as saying that I hit the G-Spot for Comedy. Fast forward to later that day, I recieved a message that I got in the Final 12.
Then you guys know the story, I got through the 2nd round, then through the finals where I was placed 3rd. With Ryan Puno and Victor Anastacio beating me. Score for Ateneo
Anyways its been a little over a year since this. And i never stop loving doing it. I would just like to thank all my friends for the support.
The Posadas Borlaloo Peoples! Kahit Bomba ako everytime nanonood kayo! Tuloy pa rin ang ligaya!
Jet Bicoy Ken! thanks for accompanying me in the auditions
Everybody who supported my Gigs, gave me hosting jobs, gave me stage time! thank you! you know who you are!
My family of course, for the humour genes bestowed upon me.
Victor Anastacio and my Fellow Laffapaloozers! Ryan, Uli, Trian! Love you men! We'll make it big someday I know it (but not you Trian, pandak ka na forever)
My mentors from the comedy cartel! Allan, Tim, Alex, Mike, Stan, Marlon! Thanks for making my sets better with your help!
My Managers: Patrick and Cielo! Thanks for all the advice and support!
And of course thank you Pablo Francisco, Rex Navarette, Mitch Hedberg, Katt Williams, Demetri Martin! My inspirations! Without you I wouldnt think Stand-up would be worth it at all!
NOW SHAMELESS PLUG!

Oct 13 and 27 -- Nov 10 and 24
8pm - Admission: P150
@ Spicy Fingers in Greenbelt 2 (beside Temple Bar)
It was the day before Sept 27. I saw a flyer that had information that said that there will be a Laffapalooza Audition in Angelo King International Center (which turns out to be one pedicab away from DLSU). I heard of Laffapalooza before, I wanted in on the opportunity, but I didnt know they were holding auditions (cause they initially required audition tapes to join). So It had me thinking, If I don't do this, I will regret it. I need to know if I can do this... I need to find out.
that night, I thought of material, a joke. A joke which turned out to be one of my best jokes until now.
here is me, performing that same joke in one of my gigs a few months after.
Jump to Sept 27. I told my friends, jet bicoy ken that I was gonna audition. I specified that If I attempt to chicken out, they would stop me because I would really regret it if I didnt audition.
Ok, audition itself. The place was not-so packed, I was second, A guy who turned out to be a semi-finalist (Chip Balbuena) came before me and pulled off a nice hyperactive set. Next is me... and my heart is fucking beating like a 10yr old watching his first porno.
I went up, and I did that joke. And guess what they loved it. A judge went as far as saying that I hit the G-Spot for Comedy. Fast forward to later that day, I recieved a message that I got in the Final 12.
Then you guys know the story, I got through the 2nd round, then through the finals where I was placed 3rd. With Ryan Puno and Victor Anastacio beating me. Score for Ateneo
Anyways its been a little over a year since this. And i never stop loving doing it. I would just like to thank all my friends for the support.
The Posadas Borlaloo Peoples! Kahit Bomba ako everytime nanonood kayo! Tuloy pa rin ang ligaya!
Jet Bicoy Ken! thanks for accompanying me in the auditions
Everybody who supported my Gigs, gave me hosting jobs, gave me stage time! thank you! you know who you are!
My family of course, for the humour genes bestowed upon me.
Victor Anastacio and my Fellow Laffapaloozers! Ryan, Uli, Trian! Love you men! We'll make it big someday I know it (but not you Trian, pandak ka na forever)
My mentors from the comedy cartel! Allan, Tim, Alex, Mike, Stan, Marlon! Thanks for making my sets better with your help!
My Managers: Patrick and Cielo! Thanks for all the advice and support!
And of course thank you Pablo Francisco, Rex Navarette, Mitch Hedberg, Katt Williams, Demetri Martin! My inspirations! Without you I wouldnt think Stand-up would be worth it at all!
NOW SHAMELESS PLUG!
E-Circle Entertainment and JackTV
presents
LAFFAPALOOZA CARAVAN!
Performances by
Tim Tayag
Mike Unson
and other members of the funny and hilarious Comedy Cartel:
Alex Calleja, Stanley Chi, Marlon Olivan, Victor Anastacio, Ryan Puno, Derf Hebrado, Uli Oposa, Trian Lauang and Red Ollero!
presents
LAFFAPALOOZA CARAVAN!
Performances by
Tim Tayag
Mike Unson
and other members of the funny and hilarious Comedy Cartel:
Alex Calleja, Stanley Chi, Marlon Olivan, Victor Anastacio, Ryan Puno, Derf Hebrado, Uli Oposa, Trian Lauang and Red Ollero!
Oct 13 and 27 -- Nov 10 and 24
8pm - Admission: P150
@ Spicy Fingers in Greenbelt 2 (beside Temple Bar)
Thanks guys! Love ya'all! Watch out for Jack TV's Laffapalooza 2!
Update on my Q3/Q4 Video Games RUSH!
Some months ago I posted my projected expenses on my favorite pasttime. But times change, and so does video game pricetags.
This is the old list before amounting to P25,400 in total.
Soul Calibur IV - P2200
Too Human - P2200
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - P2200
TNA Impact! - P2200
NBA 2k9 - P2200
WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2009 - P2200
Gears Of War 2 - P2200
Guitar Hero World Tour - Estimated @ P10000 (w/ drums and geetar)
fgbfgThis is the new list, I took out some games and added some as well. Also due to a price drop, some games are now cheaper than I expected. So I'd be paying less than I thought! YAY
*bold means I already bought it
Soul Calibur IV - P2250 (had to buy this from another supplier, hence the higher price)
Tales of Vesperia - P2100
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - P2100 -- then sold @ P1500
TNA Impact! - P1850
NBA 2k9 - P1850
WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2009 - P1850
Call of Duty: World at War - P1850
Gears Of War 2 - P1850
Guitar Hero World Tour - P9200 (w/ drums and guitar and mic)
So before I estimated buying 8 games @ 25400, now I'm buying 9 games for P24900. All thanks to the price drop by our supplier! thanks!
So I already bought SCIV, ToV and SW:TFU this means I only need to raise P18450 for the remaining games. YAY!
and to think I'm missing out on some high-profile games like Fable 2 and Fallout 3
This is the old list before amounting to P25,400 in total.
Soul Calibur IV - P2200
Too Human - P2200
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - P2200
TNA Impact! - P2200
NBA 2k9 - P2200
WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2009 - P2200
Gears Of War 2 - P2200
Guitar Hero World Tour - Estimated @ P10000 (w/ drums and geetar)
fgbfgThis is the new list, I took out some games and added some as well. Also due to a price drop, some games are now cheaper than I expected. So I'd be paying less than I thought! YAY
*bold means I already bought it
Soul Calibur IV - P2250 (had to buy this from another supplier, hence the higher price)
Tales of Vesperia - P2100
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - P2100 -- then sold @ P1500
TNA Impact! - P1850
NBA 2k9 - P1850
WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2009 - P1850
Call of Duty: World at War - P1850
Gears Of War 2 - P1850
Guitar Hero World Tour - P9200 (w/ drums and guitar and mic)
So before I estimated buying 8 games @ 25400, now I'm buying 9 games for P24900. All thanks to the price drop by our supplier! thanks!
So I already bought SCIV, ToV and SW:TFU this means I only need to raise P18450 for the remaining games. YAY!
and to think I'm missing out on some high-profile games like Fable 2 and Fallout 3
Friday, October 10, 2008
LAKAS-UHAW 2, SOON!
After months and months of non-stop brainstorming the much-awaited video is arriving SOON! I promised to make a LAKAS-UHAW 2 once my youtube views hit 1k.
Well now the view count is around 11k. And more people view it via Multiply accounts where in they reupload my video into their accounts.
anyways... LAKAS UHAW 2 has completed most of its stages for development. The elements that I want in is already made, the stringing of the various elements, the wording is already done. All I have to do now is just make the video itself hahaha. I'd say LAKAS-UHAW 2 is about 50% complete.
Please be patient, you cannot rush a masterpiece, if it needs to take more time, it will take more time. But I guarantee, LAKAS UHAW 2 is coming!
Well now the view count is around 11k. And more people view it via Multiply accounts where in they reupload my video into their accounts.
anyways... LAKAS UHAW 2 has completed most of its stages for development. The elements that I want in is already made, the stringing of the various elements, the wording is already done. All I have to do now is just make the video itself hahaha. I'd say LAKAS-UHAW 2 is about 50% complete.
Please be patient, you cannot rush a masterpiece, if it needs to take more time, it will take more time. But I guarantee, LAKAS UHAW 2 is coming!
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